1 Drinking tea whle walking up stairs ends in ruin.
2 Massages are relaxing.
3 Washing a spoon under fast running water can result in awkward wet patches on your clothing.
4 A healthy understanding of alcohol is healthy.
5 Talking to insects in your car, while driving, can result in an accident.
6 The way you act outwardly affects the way you think inwardly.
7 Most advertising plays on fears by constructing a false reality.
8 Living vicariously through your kids can be quite enjoyable.
9 Many leaders have egos that need caressing.
10 People act differently and have different beliefs but we all share similar needs.
11 Husbands who try to solve “the” problem usually further provoke an already upset wife.
12 Friendship is best served as an indelible connection.
What have you learnt by doing?
August 1st, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Much like your tea and walking up stairs:
- There is no safe way to eat a bowl of cereal with milk while driving
August 2nd, 2008 at 11:55 pm
Don’t iron your jeans while you are wearing them. It results in an iron-shaped burn on your inside leg.
Don’t drink petrol, assuming that every drink that looks red is rasberry cordial.
Don’t jump off the roof of your house with a parachute you made with bin bags, sticky tape and cotton thread.
Don’t reverse a car with the door open.
Don’t fly with Kazakhstan Air
Don’t lend Tommy Emmanuel instructional videos to friends who may leave them to melt in their car during a summer camp. It may stop you from learning those fundamental lessons that ensure you go on to become a famous rock star, making it big, and retiring early so that you can live a life of leisure and happiness. And yes, I have got over it.
August 3rd, 2008 at 9:48 am
Thanks for the insight Cam. Here’s one more…
# Lending brand new clothing to a friend may result in it being sullied and leave you feeling violated.
August 3rd, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Don’t try and apply soothing balm to the festering wounds of other people’s relationships - they don’t always appreciate it……… (Damo you may well be the only person who appreciates this comment - not that you and Tash have any such festering wounds!)
August 5th, 2008 at 9:32 am
Don’t tell your wife that watching someone give birth is probably just as difficult as giving birth.
August 5th, 2008 at 11:15 am
Pyley. I’m speachless….
August 5th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
So was Leanne
August 5th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Another thing i’ve learnt: $5 Thingz vouchers are not good Xmas presents…for your girlfriend.
August 8th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Pyley, how are you married at all?
August 13th, 2008 at 9:22 am
$10 Thingz vouchers..